The time has come for moi to reveal a few of my associates. While Moi is constantly harrassed by the press and moi's adoring fans, it is rare that moi permits photos. However, due to unforseen circumstances such as les rumours of moi having been seen in compromising circumstances with some persons of the lower classes, it was time to set le record straight on the matter.
As you can see from the picture at the right, moi's lovely locks are perfectly coiffed by my personal stylist and esthetician, Raul. He has replaced my former beauty agent, Annette, apres l'operation which resulted in Annette's subsequent change of venue.
Un Pettite note on le locks. It seems a vicious rumour has been milling about regarding le shade of moi's hair, and the possibility that moi has been wearing hair upon her tete that is not naturelle in origin. I can most certainly assure you that moi's locks are of only the highest quality as is becoming of a Lady of moi's social stature, and that le locks have achieved perfection through life-long attentive grooming. Why I have aquired many tips along the way from many important dignitaries who shall remain nameless on the care and treatment of such lovely locks as my own, however, moi *did* have a falling out with one of these dignitaries over a discussion involving the benefits of silicone and the country music industry, and has subsequently ceased listening to her hair care tips due to my discovery that not only was her womanly area unnatural, but, in fact, her hair rests upon a plastic tete during the noir. Bless her heart, she is unable to attain the beautiful head of hair indicitive of a woman of Higher Social Stature such as myself.
