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Bad flooring such as seen above, is most definetly on the list of "do not views" for those of us of higher social stature such as myself. In particular, le flooring in le pic above is the epitimy of all that is amiss when looking for an appropirate area in which to place les pieds. 
Why no sane person would admit any excrement came out of her nez, let alone put something INTO it, I fail to understand. I can no longer speak of this horrible, terrible, awful, dreaded substance.Let us move on to le next photo shall we? |
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My Stars!!! These coulottes are far too revealing, drawing one's eye directly to the derriere, in a most unladylike fashion! I was utterly amazed when the wearer of these particular coulottes saw nothing wrong with le vert du army coloring that did NOT go well with the complexion upon her legs, nor with le "patch" upon le derriere. 
Moi simply could not believe moi's eyes when she spotted this Misguided attempt at a full course meal of Jambalaya, Salade, Cafe, Le cold drink, et un pettite snack on le side. The appetizer left something to be desired, as le leaves du lettuce were quite wilted, Le snack was served in a most lower class manner, and one simply does NOT put un straw in cafe! As for le jambalaya...moi was forced to run to le bathroom and expunge the contents of her delicate stomach upon viewing it. To top the entire meal off, it was served upon a bag due garbage (which is where le meal belonged in le premiere place).
Deux things are horridly amiss with cette pic above. In Le premiere place, one's eye is trained towards le sconce du wall, with une blub du light exposed. I, for one oppose nudity in all of its forms, but especially on something as unattractive as une bulb du light. Le second issue is the hideous acoustic tiling that is utilized upon le ceiling. Why this area is supposed to be une salle du living, and not a building resembling le stock exchange.
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Le chair pictured here is simply not suitable for the derriere of a lady. In additon to the enourmous problem that the individual who owns this chaise has with color co-ordination, one will note that le stuffing is falling out of les arms of le chair. Why what would happen if a lady such as myself placed her dainty digits on the arm, only to find that she aquired stuffing residue all over her fingers? |
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It may disturb those of higher classes to know that this pettite fir du Noel is not of the living variety. Why I very nearly went into cardiac arrest when I noted that it had been placed, not in a curio or on a small shelf, adorned with several expensive and tasteful ornaments, but rather, sitting au naturelle atop a television set and vcr!! Upon hearing that le fir had made its home upon le television set since December and noting that it is now February, moi promptly fainted upon le flooring du mal, and was forced to be revived with smelling salts. When moi came to, she noticed a lapin du dust upon the already dreadful floor and returned to her near comatose state. 
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Moi simply cannot imagine anyone drinking this much soda. Why it would cause some very nasty and unladylike expulsions from one's derriere. Additionally, if a Gentleman caller should ingest even a tiny bit of cette substance, he ultimately begins to take pride in expulsions not becoming of a Southern Gentleman. Le worst part of cette pic, is the le fact that this highly tacky item, once drained of methane-creating liquid has become un coin bank! TRES tacky.
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