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| La Site Du Miss Magnolia 2002 |
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Contrary to a report ciruclated earlier this month regarding moi's association with Ms. Gabor, moi does, indeed, consider this Lady one of her closest friends. However, moi did have un pettite incidente with this dignitary. It seems that Ms. Gabor has a medical condition in which she occassionally loses control of her arms. Whilst moi was commenting on the fact that le print floral upon the dress of Ms. Gabor was inappropriate for the outdoor decor of the season, Ms. Gabor experienced a slight tremor within her arm and shoulder muscles, resulting in her hand crossing moi's perfect complextion and smudging moi's expertly applied blusher. |
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Here we see a photo of moi offering her expert advice on Ms. Gabor's attire. Here, I must mention that Ms. Gabor, aside from her tremors, also appears to have difficulty accepting constructive critisicm and chose to inform moi that she had le col du dindon, and proceeded to make gobbling noises. It was at this point that her unfortunate tremor began, bless her heart. |
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Unfortunately, the city official was not as understanding as moi's self with regards to Ms. Gabor's medical condition, and proceeded to have her incarcerated when his own facial features were struck by Ms. Gabor's uncontrollable arm tremor. However, moi must make note of Ms. Gabor's tres classy demeanor in le photo above. Mais, un mot du advice should anyone reading this have a similar affliction: Le print floral clashes with prison grey dearies. | |
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